The Melbourne Legacy 1.1

Hello Everyone! Welcome to the first chapter of the Melbourne Legacy.
This chapter will seem reallllllly rushed and that is because the founder (Joshua) has the inappropriate trait,
so, if you are a simmer who has had inappropriate sims before,
then you know whats like.

Here is our adorable founder! Joshua Melbourne.
Since I am a fail at life, I forgot to write down his traits,
and don't have them remembered by heart.

Josh decides that the first second he was put into the sim world he wants
to be in the criminal career. And who am I to disagree?

The driver didn't load 'till he was more than 2/3 of the way to the Criminal Warehouse.
Fail.

Upon returning home, Joshua visits his next door neighbors house,
but things weren't too hopeful.

They immeadiatley glared at eachother and started spewing out insults.

However, his other neighbor who lived around the corner was nice and friendly.

And Josh thought it was nice to kiss him all of a sudden. *face-palm*

Naturally Mikel (the neighbor) the gave a severe scolding.

But then after, they gossiped more than two women having tea.

If you look in the dictionary under the definition of smooth, there is a picture of Joshua there.

This is why it might have been a bad idea to make the founder have the inappropriate trait....

Joshua looks..... satisfied.

And I think Mikel is satisfied too.

You can tell from his "I just got laid" face and strut.

Yes Joshua, that IS a treadmill, what do you expect it to be? A toaster?

No, you didn't fall on the treadmill, it simply wanted to high-five your face.

Hmmm. What is this moodlet? Nausea from unknown causes? *Shifty-eyes*

Yes, you throw up from your "unknown" causes....

Being the classy gentleman that he is, Joshua thought it would be wonderful to invite Mikel out on a date.
They went to the park! =^_^=

That is so cute! After Josh saw Mikel, he immediately started to run for him!

They have to my favorite almost-couple ever!

This is a better view of Mikel's face. Just in case anyone thought the other pics of him were bad.

They didn't even move a piece yet, and they stared at the board making different "pondering" faces.

Leaving the game, Josh thought it would be nice and romantic to swing on the swings.

Disappointingly Mikel failed to notice Josh's absence, and Josh waited on the swings
like a little lost puppy, oblivious to the fact that it was alone.

Forgetting that it was his first day at work, Josh missed 2/3 of the day, and went to go give a kiss to Mikel before leaving.

For some reason there was a creeper Paparazzi at the Criminal Warehouse...

When he returned home, Josh felt a little... funny. But ignored it, and started to work out.

DEAR GOD JOSH. PUT A SHIRT ON.

Slightly better. Actually a lot better. Nice abs ;)
I realize that I am so ridiculous that I crush on my sims. I. Am. Sad.

If you noticed the shocked expression on his face, Josh was most likely thinking. "How the hell is this thing going to come out?" But I am sure he is happy that he is going to be a daddy!

Rubbing his stomach behind Mikel's back (He came over) Josh knew he had to tell him the news.

Surely if some women feel awkward saying "I'm Pregnant" this must be 10X worse.

Mikel is probably thinking. "Err what the hell?"

Then "YES! I'm not the one giving birth!" But I love his face here. Priceless.

Still worried about what is going to happen to his man parts I bet.

It surely has been a long day, but at the end it all comes down the fact that these two clearly love each other.

Just to let you all know, this has been a couple days later and this is as big as his baby belly is going to get. If someone could get me a link to male pregnancy clothes, that would be fantabulous.

I don't know why I find this picture so funny. She was smiling really big and tripped up the stairs. HAHA.

Meeting up at the park once again. You could tell Mikel was nervous about being a father.

Things became official between Mikel and Joshua. But how could you take things slow when you have a baby on the way?

They quickly became engaged.

You both are now Mr. and Mr. Melbourne.

I wanted them to have a boy, so Josh decided to start a little garden :]

Who is this lovely lady you ask? This is Mikel's sister. I was thinking of keeping her the household but every two minutes Josh and her would be arguing... so freaking much.

Everyone was so calm, and then she starts freaking out. No Josh isn't in labor. But I blame her for the fights. Josh and Mikel never argue, not since that couple days ago.

This is the face Mikel made when his sister moved out. *face-palm*

The best place to go into labor...? The BATHROOM! Its so sanitary. *Shudders*

Welcome to the world Owen Melbourne!

He aged up right when he got home, since the baby stage is so pointless.

I am surprised he didn't faint! He wouldn't stop blowing the horn!

Warning you. Owen is the cutest toddler I have had in game.

SEE?!??! He is so freaking adorable!
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Well thanks for reading! Please comment! Tell me if you like this style of writing or want the characters to say words and want them to interact with my "voice."
<3